They say death comes like a thief in the night, where is he? I'll hug his neck.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly." – Branch Rickey
To me, old age is always ten years older than I am.
"To me, old age is always ten years older than I am." – John Burroughs
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." – Bob Hope
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
"Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." – Dan Bennett
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense
"When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense." – Maya Angelou
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." – Charles Schulz
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." – Dave Barry
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." – Jack Benny