I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the “o-bits.” If my name isn’t there, then I know I’m not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

"I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed." – Anonymous