I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
Category Archives: Good Morning Quotes for Her
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard. (Said when leaving hospital after an abortion).
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard. (Said when leaving hospital after an abortion).
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.
“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
Two things are bad for the heart – running up stairs and running down people.
Two things are bad for the heart – running up stairs and running down people.