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Category Archives: Funny Morning Quotes
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey’s back.
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.
You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.
I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn’t send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came.
I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
It’s been one of those mornings that’s gonna last all day.
It’s been one of those mornings that’s gonna last all day.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.