Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Science is good furniture for one’s upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The surest way for a pedestrian to live longer nowadays is to buy himself a car.
The surest way for a pedestrian to live longer nowadays is to buy himself a car.
A neighbor is a person who can get to your house in less than a minute and takes two hours to go back home.
A neighbor is a person who can get to your house in less than a minute and takes two hours to go back home.