A neighbor is a person who can get to your house in less than a minute and takes two hours to go back home.
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I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
It’s just as idiotic to say there is no life after death as it is to say there is one.
It's just as idiotic to say there is no life after death as it is to say there is one.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.