Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
Admiration and familiarity are strangers.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.