Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Category Archives: Hippie Quotes
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
How montonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds.
How montonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.