Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
We are always in our own company.
The most destructive criticism is indifference.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Time is money.
The things we remember best are those better forgotten.