Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.