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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
A signature always reveals a man's character – and sometimes even his name.