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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx