An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.
They gave each other a smile with a future in it.
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in.
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
"The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have." – Ring Lardner