Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." – Dave Barry

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• I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
• First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
• Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
• I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the “o-bits.” If my name isn’t there, then I know I’m not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
• I have a faint idea what it is like to be alive.
• Human potential, though not always apparent, is there waiting to be discovered and invited forth.

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