A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.
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- A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
- If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Children’s liberation is the next item on our civil rights shopping list.
- She was a patron saint of the peripheral.
- Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.
- A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
- It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard. (Said when leaving hospital after an abortion).
- A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.
- Little said is soon amended. There is always time to add a word, never to withdraw one.