If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new after all.
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
For people who like that kind of a book that is the kind of book they will like.
For people who like that kind of a book that is the kind of book they will like.
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six hours sharpening my ax.
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" – Scott Adams
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world." – Lily Tomlin
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty." – Norm Crosby
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." – Oscar Wilde
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." – Oscar Levant
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories." – John Wilmot