I have a faint idea what it is like to be alive.
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I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
It’s like deja vu all over again.
It's like deja vu all over again.
I never said most of the things I said.
I never said most of the things I said.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.