The trouble with a budget is that it's hard to fill up one hole without digging
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.
Repartee: What a person thinks of after he becomes a departee.
Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not.
How montonous the sounds of the forest would be if the music came only from the Top Ten birds.
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
When temptation knocks, imagination usually answers.
"Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." – Dan Bennett