I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard. (Said when leaving hospital after an abortion).
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard. (Said when leaving hospital after an abortion).
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.