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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
No laborer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love – except the housewife.
No laborer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love – except the housewife.
Kids own nothing. Everything is either promised, borrowed, longed for or exaggerated.
Kids own nothing. Everything is either promised, borrowed, longed for or exaggerated.
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.