I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Category Archives: Funny Morning Quotes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.